Where Have I Been?

First of all I had absolutely no idea that DJ AM was dead to begin with. He died late August from a drug overdose.. This is the one that was engaged to Nicole Richie for a little while. I just told my roommate and she looked at me like I was crazy cause she had no idea who it was but I thought he was known. Anyways I guess they're trying to sue the company that chartered the plane he crashed in last year and nearly died. They're trying to say he took the drugs ever since then...but there was also cocaine in his system. So stupid to try to get money out of that but goodluck I guess, I just can't get over the fact that he's been dead for over two months and I didn't even know.. I think I'm going to go google to see what Nicole Richie thought

911

Being horny is an emergency??? Hahahaha this is hilarious! I didn't get the age but some guy, Joshua Basso was calling 911 repeatedly Wednesday night because he said he needed to have sex with somebody and his cellphone was broken so he couldn't get anyones number. They arrested him for making a false 911 call and hes at the Hillsborough County Jail in New Hampshire without bail right now. Ouchhh someone was a little too desperate that night.

Waltham, MA

I don't know if you've ever heard of it or been there, it's awesome but yeah I grew up in Waltham! Just read in the daily news tribune that some councilor is trying to have us grow trees to have more public shade? I didn't really get it kind of weird, something about Lexington having it and it worked good but they also wanted to have the high schoolers get involved and like have to take care of and help establish a tree nursery.....If i was still in high school there it would be a little more interesting, still thought it was kind of cool though

Arrested

Apparently Mike Tyson just got arrested at LAX he was booked for misdemeanor battery.. I guess he had a "bloody confrontation" with some paparazzi outside of the terminal. I feel like I'd be doing the same thing if I was a celebrity, with cameras always around me, very annoying! But hey we love hearing all this news so keep it coming TMZ : )

Joe Jackson

This dudes crazy, it was made so clear that Michael Jackson did not like his father so I don't understand why this guy thinks he has any say but apparently he's trying to claim MJ didn't cut him out of the will and that really it was all a forgery. WTF? Anyways apparently him and his wife are in court now over the executers of Michael Jacksons estate...I don't see why it's even worth it. but now he's mad, real mad. Joe Jackson :) I'm hilarious aright time to pay attention to the sociology class I'm in....Team Katharine Jackson!

Texts From Last Night!

These are my favorite... I had to post a few good ones :)

(860): i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.

(501): he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake.

(302): It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.

(904): i love how i spend my morning exploring my phone to see what i did last night.

(712): He just asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!

(585): are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?

(412): dude... you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were the fire marshall of your boy scout troop

(831): I just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.

(605): I have seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich

(320): I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle moniter. The weird ones always find me.

(506): It was better than the time I puked and forgot to open the lid for the toilet.

(843): happy early father days!!!
(829): im not a father
(843): about that...

(630): all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed

Convicts

Officials at the Bolduc Correctional Facility in Warren, Maine had two inmates escape Saturday evening. Arden Shaw, 36, and Robert Fogg, 28, who has a tattoo on his neck that says, "white trash"....realll classy. Anyways both were in prison for burglary and were both due to be released in 2013. I guess the police were looking for them Saturday night. Scary yeah but also pretty hilarious. I mean what kind of prison can you just walk away from. They should probably work on their security or something. I wonder what happens if they get caught hmm we'll seee..